The time draws near.
I’m choking this is the funniest tumblr apocalypse post I’ve seen so far stjitdtiseyarhtgsr
(via dailyhangover)
(Source: 3blush, via kaliforhnia)
I don’t know how women be swallowing nut like it’s a savoury, have you seen the consistency of that mf? Look like left over porridge Ewwwwwww whoever who swallows is a brave, nasty son of a bitch
Tag yourself, I’m the brave, nasty son of a bitch.
Ba da da da da I’m loving it!
I guess I’m just nasty 🤷🏿♀️. Like if you get it to the back of your throat you don’t taste or feel anything
^
(Source: dankmemeuniversity, via brown-nena)
screenshots dont do this justice
*inhuman clicking*
the millennial steve irwin
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(Source: 2000ish, via dailyhangover)
I need attention 😩😩😩
“You can be lonely even when you are loved by many people, since you are still not anybody’s one and only.”
(via thepersonalquotes)
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol
i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat
HE SITS
Plomp
Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…
she is BETRAYED
@sudokuphobe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The damning look of utter betrayal :’)
(via littlegirl-probs)
